Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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