Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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