If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I think my fart just growled at me.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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