You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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