I accidentally had phone sex last night
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I supernannyed him into submission
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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