No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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