I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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