I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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