somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
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