you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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