Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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