You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
We were destined to go to rehab together
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
He? As in you personified your dick?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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