There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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