So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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