Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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