Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
