I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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