Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
false alarm, still single
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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