...so i touched it.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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