NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Randomize
