if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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