my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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