We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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