Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Come on in and take your pants off
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