Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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