32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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