you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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