i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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