you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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