She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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