If that was your dad, he is hot
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
