what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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