I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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