I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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