Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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