He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
lol hangovers are for mortals.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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