check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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