K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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