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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you

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(513): View more from Ohio

i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..

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(941): View more from Florida

For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee

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(806): View more from Texas

with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.

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(585): View more from New York

Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?

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