he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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