I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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