Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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