(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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