I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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