the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Michael Bay diarrhea
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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