Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
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