I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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