woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i think i have herpe
just one?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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