He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Enjoy the penises
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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