I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
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