the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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