Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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