Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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