called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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