I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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