Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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