Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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