I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Randomize
