my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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