Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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