I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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